OGAP ALPHA EP-007 – 21st Century Killing Machines
In the longest (and best?) episode yet. P&R (separated by a snowstorm) acquire much needed ethical diversity to the podcast by bringing in Daryl Surat of the Anime World Order podcast to review Bulletstorm and Saints Row The Third. Strap It On.
THIS SHOW IS ABOUT
We all talk about our favorite games from the recently deceased 2011, and P&R’s facade about how they played all the good games of 2011, are shatterd. Because while Pat and Rouge can only name around 4 or 5; Daryl names off like about 8 or 10. We here at OGAP do not have to worry about us losing our professional amateurism badge, anytime soon.
We review the game that everybody brushed off as Juvenile, Stupid, and “A GAME GIVES ME TOO MUCH CONTROL-ICAN’TTHINKFORMYSELFGETTHISTHINGOUTTAHERE!”; Bulletstorm. We laud the storm of bullets as a very fun, strategic game, that’s a fantastic satire of first person shooters. Hopefully as a result, more people will play this game, because as of this writing it’s like $20 on Steam.
We also review Saints Row The Third. You should play Saints Row The Third.
THE HOSTS
Patrick George Jones
Patrick realizes that his entire life is nothing more than a lie. But NOT EVEN THAT, is enough to stop Baby Jones from reviewing Saints Row 3 and Bulletstorm.
His favorite games of 2011 were
- Bulletstorm
- Saints Row The Third
- Portal 2
- Catherine
- Deus Ex: Human Revolution
- Resistance 3
- The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim
ROUGE 37
Rouge talked to Daryl for minutes thinking that Daryl is Pat Jones. Even though they sound nothing alike. But then–during the conference call on skype–Rouge must have forgotten who he was and changed his own profile name to Pat Jones. Everyone wants to be Pat Jones apparently…
Rouge’s favorite games of 2011 are
- Bulletstorm
- Minecraft
- Portal 2
- Saints Row The Third
AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST STAR
Daryl Surat
P&R bring much needed ethical diversity & credibility to this episode by recruiting Daryl Surat –One of the co-hosts of the biggest anime podcasts on the internet– to review video games. And Daryl sure shows those Professional Amateurs who’s boss.
Because he has multiple favorite games from 2011, unlike us.
- Deus Ex: Human Revolution
- Batman: Arkham City
- F.3.A.R.
- Bulletstorm
- Shadows of the Damned
- Warhammer 4oK: Space Marine
- Saints Row The Third
- The Witcher 2
- Tatics Orge
- And he probably has more, but we had to stop him because we got upset at ourselves for not playing these games…
THE END
POST-MORTEM
Episode No.007
Title: “21st Century Killing Machines”
Length: 1:51:28
Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000
Commercial Breaks 1-3: “Power” by Kanye West
Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott
File: MP3(iTunes/OGAP) AIFF(Soundcloud)
Date Recorded: 1-21-12
Date Released: 1-23-12




